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[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker

Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 176 points 2 weeks ago

Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.

It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 weeks ago

Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 105 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?

[-] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can't let any of my vital essence go to waste.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself

[-] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you'd never know.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

this might be of interest to you.

[-] Twig@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

"I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can't really ask for it back

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 2 weeks ago

Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 2 weeks ago

If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom's vagina.

[-] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 26 points 2 weeks ago

A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the mind-worm, I hate it.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

This fact is highly unpleasant and i hate you for 5 minutes

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

OOP has never had sex. This is proof

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

did you remove your own upvote after posting...?

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, infact I sometimes downvote my own comment if I feel like my comment is shit

[-] Wetstew@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

*greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I much prefer the Japanese propaganda

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn't count.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
> are you a vagfucker of a bagfucker

I'm a buttfucker

> gender neutral
> even you can get penetrated
> you can even do it with your friends
> no pregnancy
> is really satisfying
> "but what about the poop?" 
just get an enema, or even get into scat
> you're literally fucking the better hole
> you're literally fucking the better tits
> "but what about incontinence" 
relatively rare, if happens just get into diapers

Peehole fucking is also an option, but it will very likely come with incontinence and a UTI.

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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