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[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 182 points 11 months ago

Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.

It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 57 points 11 months ago

Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 107 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?

[-] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can't let any of my vital essence go to waste.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself

[-] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you'd never know.

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago

memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

That's from Dr. Strangelove, right ?

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I need to rewatch that movie

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

this might be of interest to you.

[-] Twig@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

"I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago
[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 11 months ago

Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 11 months ago

If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom's vagina.

[-] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 26 points 11 months ago

A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the mind-worm, I hate it.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

This fact is highly unpleasant and i hate you for 5 minutes

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

OOP has never had sex. This is proof

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

did you remove your own upvote after posting...?

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago

Yes, infact I sometimes downvote my own comment if I feel like my comment is shit

[-] Wetstew@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

*greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I much prefer the Japanese propaganda

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn't count.

[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker

Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
> are you a vagfucker of a bagfucker

I'm a buttfucker

> gender neutral
> even you can get penetrated
> you can even do it with your friends
> no pregnancy
> is really satisfying
> "but what about the poop?" 
just get an enema, or even get into scat
> you're literally fucking the better hole
> you're literally fucking the better tits
> "but what about incontinence" 
relatively rare, if happens just get into diapers

Peehole fucking is also an option, but it will very likely come with incontinence and a UTI.

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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