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[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago

I work with people who are unvaccinated that say that their semen is worth a million dollars a oz now. So I tell them “go sell it then and be rich.” And they reply, “ I don’t want anyone having my dna.” These ppl are so stupid and stupid. Yes I said stupid twice.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Heh, I have the chance to totally never work again and all I have to do is jerk off a few times. But I'm not going to because I'm a hard worker. If you aren't putting in 60 hours a week you're weak."

[-] imvii@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

"I COULD retire off my super sperm, but I've got bootstraps that need pulling."

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

What a strange way of spelling "oligarch dicks"

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