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What you doin’ (lemmy.world)
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[-] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He was going to start at your asshole anyway.

[-] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Wouldn’t be the first time…

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Can I shower first?

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