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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 197 points 5 days ago

I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.

"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 58 points 5 days ago

Occam's razor and all that

[-] Cordyceps_cereal@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 5 days ago

Occam's buttplug

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago

It's always in there

[-] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago

Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

And then what?

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 53 points 4 days ago

Subscribe to my only fans to find out more.

this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025

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