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STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE
(lemm.ee)
transcript
A meme saying:
"STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE"
- Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed
- C is a LETTER, not a language
- Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN
- "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE
Look at what PROGRAMMERs have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS)
- FUNNY COLORED LETTERS (with a picture of syntax-highlighted code)
- 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? (with a picture of compilation errors
- A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE (with a picture of a 3d rendered teapot.
IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGH IN DOING
while(true{print(money);}
end transcript.
What's the teapot?
Its a traditional shape you try to recreate in algorithmic 3d graphics
HTTP 418
I'm a t... I'm BATMAN.
A standard reference model in 3d modeling.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot
Almost certainly HTTP 418:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418
It's a device to brew tea in.