Shame he didn't know about lever machines

Chicken is in fact food. It is rarely in a jar.

I can't say I have ever hit the seat. The geometry is wrong. Keyboards are threatened though

Skipping up to three mensurations has been tested and found to be safe. They called it a tri-cycle

More isn't unsafe, just unknown to science

30% of the workforce world be looking for new jobs if/when self driving becomes reliable enough to run taxis, buses, trucks

I see a future where we have to teach emergency services drivers the basics of driving

We got told to add pronunciation for our names and that M$' AI could help us work one out

Following the link and entering the exact prompt they suggested caused the LLM to reset and do nothing

Asking again it gave me my exact name back again as the pronunciation

Socks are built to lowest cost. If you want good socks, get wool or cotton from a small company

Lower quality? Modern houses here (Canberra, Australia) typically have all the energy stars (compared to my '70s place's half a star), are much larger and are proof against termites

A 2026 house beats mine in every respect

Sometimes documentation doesn't help. My workplace used to be waterfall and we still have systems analysts producing documentation

One piece of work came to my team as "this calculation fails in this case and we can't tell why"

Looking at it there were two updates in the documentation showing updates ten years ago the first fixing that corner case with the second fixing a side effect of the fix

Why didn't it work? It was never built, or perhaps built but never merged

On the good side we have an excellent plan for how to fix that corner case, on the bad side we aren't funded to do that amount of work so we have to half arse a solution

Sorry, you were hired as a prompt engineer, your prompt wasn't good enough to make perfect code, so you are fired

I don't consider paint to be food

Giant brands are not interesting

Personally I find nutella the worst food that comes in a jar