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[-] segabased@lemmy.zip 94 points 2 days ago

This man has a bunker and everything. He's scared shitless and he is ready to hide. Their assets need to be seized and accounts drained

[-] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago

His bunker on a Hawaiian Island. Dude really wants to be far away from everything when shit pops off.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 days ago

What I'm hearing is that after we overthrow the government and Destroy capitalism we have to dig him out of a bunker in Hawaii and put him on trial

[-] imvii@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

dig him out of a bunker in Hawaii and put him on trial

Just weld the door closed. Problem solved.

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Certainly would be less hassle than a trial.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] imvii@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

That's where you pile the poop

[-] TylerBourbon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Or, hold a trial, and if convicted, we seal him in his bunker and bury it and cut it off from all outside contact. And depending on the severity of his conviction, plugging up every "air hole" could go along as capital punishment. Give him a very twilight zone ending, he wanted to hide in his bunker, and now he'll spend the rest of his life in it, however long that may be.

[-] Sizbang@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Don't plug them up - fart in them.

[-] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

I've never been to Hawaii, but I'll show up for that ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah because when I think about kicking off world wars, the last locale on my mind is Hawaii

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The Native Hawaiians will take care of him

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

It would be most justice most poetic for the coup against Queen Lili'uokalani carried out by American business interests.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Bunker on a tropical island you say? Don't worry, I know of some people that have some notes on that. Any secrets he has about that thing are practically out by now.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

This is either a shit post or I'm looking at something glowing radioactive hot and I can't tell which.

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