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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 131 points 3 months ago

Unless I'm misreading it which is possible it's awfully late, he said he processed 60,000 rows didn't find what he was looking for but his hard drive overheated on the full pass.

Discs don't overheat because there was load. Even if he f***** up and didn't index the data correctly (I assume it's a relational database since he's talking about rows) The disc isn't just going to overheat because the job is big. It's going to be lack of air flow or lack of heatsink.

I guarantee you he was running on an external NVMe, and one of those little shitty-ass Chinese enclosures. Or maybe one of those self immolating SanDisk enclosures. Hell, maybe he's on a desktop and he slept a raw NVMe on his motherboard without a heatsink

There are times when you want a brilliant college student on your team, But you need seasoned professionals to help them through the things they've never seen before and never done before.

[-] exu@feditown.com 82 points 3 months ago

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago
[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Please remember that he is a genius. Only geniuses say a lot of things.

I rest my case.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 months ago

Lol he also said cybertrucks don't suck ;)

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