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[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 30 points 2 hours ago

Even a gamer knows that ssdd heat up but never to that level, lol.

What kind of cheap temu ssd does he have in his laptop?

[-] eryndalor@lemm.ee 53 points 4 hours ago

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[-] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 hours ago

Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 87 points 10 hours ago

Unless I'm misreading it which is possible it's awfully late, he said he processed 60,000 rows didn't find what he was looking for but his hard drive overheated on the full pass.

Discs don't overheat because there was load. Even if he f***** up and didn't index the data correctly (I assume it's a relational database since he's talking about rows) The disc isn't just going to overheat because the job is big. It's going to be lack of air flow or lack of heatsink.

I guarantee you he was running on an external NVMe, and one of those little shitty-ass Chinese enclosures. Or maybe one of those self immolating SanDisk enclosures. Hell, maybe he's on a desktop and he slept a raw NVMe on his motherboard without a heatsink

There are times when you want a brilliant college student on your team, But you need seasoned professionals to help them through the things they've never seen before and never done before.

[-] mckean@programming.dev 7 points 4 hours ago

music theaters also have rows, and they run on sql so logic checks out.

[-] exu@feditown.com 59 points 8 hours ago

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago

Lol he also said cybertrucks don't suck ;)

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

He said many things.

[-] Lemmist@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

grep would eat 60k lines without a problem too.

[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 6 hours ago

Somehow I feel over clicking without understanding of the consequences sounds like something a techbro would do

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 52 points 10 hours ago

You're not supposed to place your laptop directly in the lap of your fur suit. Always leave an air gap for ventilation, smh.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 72 points 11 hours ago

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[-] turnip@lemm.ee 23 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 hours ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 41 points 11 hours ago

Either she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

Or wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

The AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent

[-] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago

I will now attempt a full comment ... brace your hard drives

[-] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago

Bro seriosuly fuck off my phone is overheating now. Thanks

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 51 points 14 hours ago

I smell something, but it's not overheating electronics.

I've processed over 5 million records on a laptop that's almost 10 years old. it took two days to get my results.

there's no way 60,000 records overheated ANYTHING.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 20 points 13 hours ago

Doesn't actually say that 60k overheated his drive. He says that he ran a run on 60k, and that he couldn't do the whole database due to overheating. Two unrelated statements except that 60k is the lower bound for what he could process.

Doesn't mean he knows what he's doing though, as pretty huge datasets are processable on quite modest hardware if you do it right.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

that's somehow worse.

a "data analyst" couldn't cut up the work into a parallel processes and run them synchronously? what the actual fuck?

"sorry, I can only do 60k at a time."

just fucking split them up into 6 parallel batch processes running 10k at a time. it's fucking math, not rocket science. I'm not even an analyst and I could fucking do that much.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 11 hours ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[-] jkercher@programming.dev 32 points 13 hours ago

60k rows of anything will be pulled into the file cache and do very little work on the drive. Possibly none after the first read.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

You can put 60k rows in Excel 95.

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[-] RussianBot8453@lemmy.world 80 points 16 hours ago

I'm a data engineer that processes 2 billion row 3000 column datasets every day, and I open shit in Excel with more than 60k rows. What the hell is this chick talking about?

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[-] sirdorius@programming.dev 64 points 16 hours ago

When the only thing that is stopping kids from dismantling your government is an O(N^N) algorithm

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 hours ago

it is a thing, but any competently designed computer should have things in place to prevent this.

unless you're an arrogant dipshit and disable all the hardware safeties on your computer to make it go faster and wear harder.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

When an HDD works continuously it can heat up to above 60 °C if proper air circulation is not allowed, which can cause a very premature failure. In fact, it should be kept under 40 °C to achieve the intended lifespan. Unfortunately, PC cases are usually not great at removing heat from the HDD by default.

As for your drive, it most likely has a temperature sensor so it can be displayed by various utilities.

[-] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

I have a 12v fan running at 5v spitting air on my hdds, and that's enough for them to go from 55°C to 29°C, lol.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I did that too, the tiny fan is pretty much silent at 5V. The HDD has so much surface area it only needs a little air circulation.

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