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i love the modern web (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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nickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

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oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

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[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Can we say braindead? Because that's braindead.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

You mean brainunalive?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I am going to beat someone to death with their own spinal column. Failing that I'll just commit the blood eagle.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heavy gore: Lyrics from Amon Amarth - Blood Eagle

Carved upon your naked back
BLOOD EAGLE
Skinned alive, your ribs are cracked
BLOOD EAGLE
Still alive, you gasp for air
As panic strikes your eyes they stare
Terror grips your dying heart
BLOOD EAGLE

[-] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Excuse me sir, I think you meant to say "terminal cognitive deficiency".

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