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Anon calls in for financial advice
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this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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You goober, even if you're planning on offing yourself you can still die randomly before that.
That's true, but irrelevant. We're talking about managing retirement funds. I'm not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn't change that.
And if I did die of natural causes, it would be a tragedy. I only want to die by my own hand, I don't want chance to take my death from me.
that literally wouldn't matter to them, if OP responds i would bet you a lot of a fucking money they would simply say "ok and?" and then leave.
Big brain comment right here. Did you write that before or after seeing OP did that? Did you write it before or after seeing that I told someone I used the term goober because I was keeping it light hearted?
The audacity to use the word goober as an insult in a comment this stupid is baffling.
Of course you're right. Obviously.
Did you not get the point?
I'm using goober specifically because it's not insulting. It's light hearted.