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Anon calls in for financial advice
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this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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That's true, but irrelevant. We're talking about managing retirement funds. I'm not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn't change that.
And if I did die of natural causes, it would be a tragedy. I only want to die by my own hand, I don't want chance to take my death from me.