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[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I bought a copy for a cousin who never gets to game. Told him not to look up anything. He tries solo.

So he starts. Makes a club. Stealth kills a few deer. Then summons the boss.

Now he's got the first boss chasing him when he never figured out the work bench. Running away wielding a club and no pants.

Dies. Respawns. Boss finds him at spawn. Spawn camps him.

Calls me up. I'm dying.

I told him to start over, make the hammer, and listen to the crow.

this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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