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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 months ago

I've been party to dumping legacy systems and lift & shifts a few times.

Good fucking luck.

Knowing nothign about this, a project like this would take at least 2 years even if you are dropping a ton of use cases and dependencies.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 25 points 4 months ago
[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

That takes me back

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

How does that have less than a million views? My team and I quote/use/reference it so often.

Yes. Because they'll store everything in MongoDB.

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Every time I watch it, I giggle 🤭

[-] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Idk, something about the words "web scale" just sounds too funny

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Agreed (context: same legacy system work, 20 years), although given the size and scale of the tech debt involved, I'd peg it at 5 years if you had a team of 100+ COBOL developers.

10 to do it right.

Once you start dealing with databases older than SQL and languages older than C, things get funky real fast.

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