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[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 15 points 4 days ago

And if you can't burp, you can instead fart.

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

I hate fartin and wastin' it, I'd rather burp and be tastin' it!

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 days ago

With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

while you rip you can let out a sigh and say "ugghhh god yea" so again they know What to expect

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 days ago

Username checks out.

this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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