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[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 16 points 2 months ago

And if you can't burp, you can instead fart.

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

I hate fartin and wastin' it, I'd rather burp and be tastin' it!

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

while you rip you can let out a sigh and say "ugghhh god yea" so again they know What to expect

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

Username checks out.

this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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