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[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 36 points 2 weeks ago

The world is a wonderful place, and far too wide to need to conform to your pet theory.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

I have a theory that you're all my pets. So you will conform, or you won't get a treat.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I would oppose this theory, but I want treats more.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You get a cookie

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have a theory that you're all my pets.

And I'm living off of grass, and the drippings from my ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Good stuff, "my friend says we're like the dinosaurs" would also have been slick

Edit: Yes and

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Post is about fish so it felt appropriate

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 2 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed and definitely, I liked your reference

this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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