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[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well if you read the product description it was to allow AI Bidet control. However they had not received funding for AI so it was outsourced to a team of laborers in India using cameras and joysticks.

It also logged the consistency, frequency and matter samples from all BMs so you could make informed dedication opinions.

Spoiler/s

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

informed dedication opinions.

Hmmmmm

[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Damn was supposed to be defecation autocorrect got me.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oooohhhhh, that makes sense.

[-] coconutking@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I heard they sold a license for the camera feed and controls access to EA for their next pay-to-play iOS game. The shareholders are really excited for this synergy.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I asked for AI Biden control smh

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