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[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

How the fuck can a faucet be smart? It's a valve! It turns one way, or it turns the other way! It is only slightly less dumb than the counter top!

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 19 points 5 months ago

But what if the valve was actuated electronically with no manual access?

[-] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Yeah but what if you could make it worse? What if you could add the garbage motion sensor that takes ten hand waves to get working? Or add a touch screen that showed you visually how hot or cold the water was and could also show you ads?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

No, we sell water usage data to water companies, so they know when to put water in the pipes!

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.

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