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[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 52 points 2 days ago

How in God's name do you bankrupt a casino?

[-] longjohnjohnson@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

By building a second casino down the street so they would compete with each other and both end in bankruptcy.

[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Well that's a special kind of stupid.

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