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Anon is at a work function
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this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Anon used the word 'bro' when they should have used the word 'friend' and cupped the balls of their white shirt brother. Also, that's a t-shirt not a shirt, no wonder anon disappoints everyone
It's very offensive when people try to talk to me without cupping my balls first. Politeness is dead!
"Gabagool!" Or something, idk. Sorry, I haven't watched The Godfather yet...
It's not required watching but it's pretty good. Holds up better than a lot of old films! If you like part I, part II is great (actually my favorite).
Fun fact: when you see Marlon Brando 'searching for words' in a scene, its not always "acting". He often forgot his lines and had crew members standing around with lines written on signs to help him remember
T-shirts are a sub-set of Shirts in general.