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[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago

A casino is a business where people give you money expecting nothing in return.

There are a lot of ruffles and flourishes to disguise that fact, but is the simple truth.

And Trump is so stupid he managed to fuck it up. Twice.

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025

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