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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 225 points 3 weeks ago

Fake and gay for obvious reasons, but also based af.

[-] disconnected@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

it's easy to detect fake stories because of how they are but yes, based.

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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