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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

rainbow dash would cheat on applejack the moment she gets a chance with daring doo get the buck out of here

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

She'll be too busy fan-girling to actually make a move.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's cheating in my book 😠

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