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Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan
(sh.itjust.works)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)
I fucking HATE when i go down to the indoor pool and it's full of fucking kelpies. Can we PLEASE get an anti-kelpie movement started here.
You know how hard it is to enjoy the beach when fucking sirens are there. Sitting there enjoying the beach when you hear the beautiful song from the sirens try to lure you to your death.
He's just curious, he's just curious, send him away now.