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China has unveiled a long-term planetary exploration roadmap for planetary habitability and the search for extraterrestrial life. Released by the Deep Space Exploration Laboratory (DSEL), the roadmap outlines a series of upcoming and proposed missions targeting key destinations across the solar system.

China’s planetary habitability roadmap looks like this:

  • Tianwen-3 Mars sample return (2028)
  • Tianwen-4 Jupiter and Callisto orbiter (2029)
  • Habitable Environments Simulator (2030)
  • Venus atmospheric sampler return (2033)
  • Mars Science Station (2038)
  • Neptune orbiter mission (2039)
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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Why would the aliens be sharing Hitler memes?

spoilerI know what you meant but your sentence was ambiguously worded and the mental image was funny to me peltier-laugh

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Like in Contact where aliens send back the earliest broadcast they've received (a speech by Hitler), except this time, Fleepflorp-394s36x is insanely brainrotted and has a folder named "Rare Hitler-jaks" on his tricorder. posadist-nuke

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I find myself not understanding like half of what hexbear users are saying/mean, so to satiate my curiosity would you mind explaning to me?

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

The antecedent of "who'd be like..." is ambiguous. In context, it's obviously referring to the Americans, but its closer proximity to the aliens makes it read at first as if it's the aliens sharing Hitler memes.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I see I see, thanks for explaining

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