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Anon is a statistic
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Oh shit. Are you serious?
Unfortunately yes.
Because what's better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
No they won't. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.