Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.

Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down ....

People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔

In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read...

Go back inside

Shoot self

this is why we need to regulate wives

Be British

Go to the United States

Don't Get Blown up in a Cybertruck

Don't Get Shot up in a mass shooting

Don't Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion

Don't Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill

Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime

Marry her

Get stabbed to death

Post about it on 4chan

Fake. Anon doesn’t have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.

most gun owners are safe and cautious

I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety and storage.

Exceptions are rare enough that there’s only like one mass shooting a week!

See that is the problem.

All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.

So she was "standing her ground?"

Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife

Maybe it was justified, let's hear her out

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francine_Hughes