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Anon is a statistic (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Be British

Go to the United States

Don't Get Blown up in a Cybertruck

Don't Get Shot up in a mass shooting

Don't Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion

Don't Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill

Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime

Marry her

Get stabbed to death

Post about it on 4chan

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl

this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025

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