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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
Your parents were studying you before you understood object permanence, Felicia. The only person consuming this carefully crafted version of yourself is you. Your parents changed your nappies. You're not smart enough to understand you have no secrets, but you'll figure it out.
I see "my parents are so dumb" is still a thing for secondary students.
honey, my mom still thinks my favorite meal is tuna mac from when I was 5
Tuna mac fucking slaps though
Yeah, but I'm an adult now, so it's tuna mac and hot sauce.