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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

Last year I shit myself while trying to open my door and get to the bathroom.

I dropped my keys while I was trying to unlock the door and ended up with shit in my shoes that I had to throw away.

I never bring that up on dates.

[-] Bluehood380@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

This story made my panties wet.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago
[-] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago

That's a surprising stance coming from SatansMaggotyCumFart

Okay, Gunt Rigger.

[-] Driftking@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

What an amecdote. Thank you for lightening my mind lol

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's a third date story

[-] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I get your point, but I think that's a bit of a false equivalence. You don't tell others of stuff like this likely because it's embarrassing, but what if someone isn't embarrassed of using sex services? Is it really the same thing then?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Why would I be embarrassed about that story?

I share it with my friends because it’s fucking hilarious.

[-] richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one -3 points 2 years ago

I hope I never meet you or your friends.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Did this comment make your life any fuller or better in any way?

[-] richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one -1 points 2 years ago

Does your existence do that for any other persons besides your accomplices?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Enjoy your existence, I’ll enjoy mine.

Have a nice day.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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