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Anon has a female friend
(sh.itjust.works)
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Anon is very smart and too good for this person
That would have been an easy lay for anon.
You guys are SO FRICKIN' WEIRD.
I am extremely weird, man, I'm not trying to judge someone in any sense for being weird or asocial or whatever. But what sort of porn logic is this where someone's opposite-sex friend is lightly flirting with him and the widely upvoted reactions range from "SHE'S AN EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK RUN AWAY SHE DESERVES TO SUFFER" all the way to "FUCK HER, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, SHE WANTS IT!"
It's not even clear that she likes him for real. Sometimes friends interact with each other. Jesus Christ man. This is a fairly normal type of human interaction, not anything advanced or sophisticated, and the majority Lemmy opinion is apparently just a big sperglord house of horrors.
This is not a normal kind of human interaction, on the girl's part.
It very strongly indicates she is a spoiled brat, a narcissist.
If you think this kind of interaction is normal... well I see two possible explanations:
You are also a narcissist and that's why you think this is normal.
OR
You are surrounded by narcissists who have gaslit you into thinking this is normal, and you haven't had too many regular interactions with non narcissists.
Also, I don't see anywhere near as many total upvotes for 'she's into you dude, frost that cupcake!' as I do for 'this is the biggest red flag imaginable, let me write a short essay explaining why'
In fact, yeah, I don't see a single comment advocating the anon dive into her... affairs, over this.