[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

Buncha wankstains

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee -2 points 1 day ago

Absolutely not, but one can recognize the others disinterest and be ok with that and one won't stop to think you couldn't possibly not be interested in them, or care really care wether you are or not because you should be. The latter obviously ~~Clint~~ the douche.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you've finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words "I'm literally inside you".

Or so I hear...

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago

Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I don't have to Google for you, I'm a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Ape together ~~broke~~ strong

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Hold my koala, I'm going in!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 57 points 2 days ago

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago
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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee

The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee

Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

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Radioflash (www.youtube.com)

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

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Storm of the Century (www.youtube.com)

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

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The Tommyknockers (www.youtube.com)

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/shortstories@literature.cafe

This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

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This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

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This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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