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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday (www.thedailybeast.com)

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Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 102 points 2 weeks ago

DOGE: “Sounds good to me”

[-] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

“Make sure to march in lockstep, boys. And can you kick the feet up a bit higher”

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

And point at the leader! No, with your whole hand!

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the song.

https://youtu.be/saYLOkAnINc

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was expecting the Pet Shop Boys :-(

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

and i want to see lots of mincing!

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