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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 75 points 5 days ago

"But I can't wear a condom! My penis is so huge it feels constricted! You don't understand!"
Mate, your dick is not too big for a condom. Stop being an idiot.

[-] fif-t@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

I have to special order mine internationally and wait weeks because the ones locally simply don't work for me, but I still wear 'em

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah my penis is really big too, totally - I have to do this too. cough

[-] fif-t@fedia.io 6 points 5 days ago

It is both a blessing and a curse, I'll just say that

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