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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday
(www.thedailybeast.com)
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this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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Please, this isn't the kind of information I wanted today. I eat one mcdouble and feel cardiac arrest behind me and this guy can eat them on the daily
I am very sorry about that, and it fucking sucks. Although one thing I find funny (in a bitter manner) is how Alex Jones once said that the elites of the world don't eat the same food as we do on a fundamental level. He was invoking a Stalinesque form of paranoia (Stalin really did have special farms for him personally that were staffed entirely by NKVD members), but what Trump is doing should have fundamentally laid that to rest. He is a garbage eater but still survives. Inactive, and with a foul temper that would have raised anyone's blood pressure levels to dangerous levels but he still just lives.
The super rich are injecting blood from teenagers to gain ‘immortality’
I remember that. Fuck me. Goddamn vampires.