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Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’ (www.theguardian.com)

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White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I'm confused, is it the turds not flushing or the skiddies that he's withering on about?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

God DAMMIT Tomtits you have to stop waffle stomping in the shower!

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

At least it saves water

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