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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 90 points 2 weeks ago

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To โ€ข And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I'm the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Divine being" and "holy tongue"... well can't get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

most humans do suck, but it's the principal of the matter

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don't even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Max three beeps is okay.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

that should be a own post xD

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