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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 92 points 1 year ago

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To • And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I'm the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

"Divine being" and "holy tongue"... well can't get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

most humans do suck, but it's the principal of the matter

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don't even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Max three beeps is okay.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

that should be a own post xD

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

Should definitely avoid Duolingo.

[-] safesyrup@feddit.org 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am visiting denmark in summer and wanted to learn some danish. I looked at duolingo, then at their privacy policy, then i threw the idea away. Babbel is better in terms of privacy but still not great. I haven‘t found an alternative product yet.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend, do they sell your data or just (ab)use it?

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[-] cmder@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You should find some English Danish deck on Anki

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Was thinking perhaps Rosetta Stone, they're old and well-established, and while I've not read through their privacy policy on account of being dead tired at the moment, at a glance it looks digestible.

But then I noticed that they don't do Danish.

Though maybe we're too app focused. Denmark has some really good children's books authors, H.C. Andersen is classic, most people probably know him through his work "Den Lille Havfrue", or at least the Disnep adaptation, "The Little Mermaid." For pronunciation my favourite method is singing and mimicking. I enjoy the mouthfeel of other languages, though admittedly Danish is incredibly difficult as the sounds are so different from Swedish.

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I started using Dreaming Spanish which hasn't collected anything but an email and the amount of time I've spent watching videos but I'm not sure if there's an equivalent for Danish. If there is, it seems ok so far.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I dunno, this is the kinda energy needed to keep that fucking owl dead.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago

I kill you now

Duolingo's crap for learning anyway

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

Oh no! How will I pretend to learn a language now?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 year ago

This is why I recommend FOSS apps for base functionality like that. There's plenty folks out there, who've implemented a grocery list app as a hobby project, who don't need to try to make money off it. As such, their app can exist without ads, tracking or needy notifications.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 23 points 1 year ago

I recommend FOSS for absolutely everything you use if possible.

[-] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

I agree, when my wife switched to iPhone a few years back, I had trouble finding foss apps for ios. I guess not being able to sideload means most devs will want to recoup the apple development fee. I don't blame them really.

I used an iPhone for a few months last year and I had such a hard time with just how much it costs for apps. Everything is a subscription and you have no options for sideloading your own app or FOSS. I tried to set my alarm to a piece of music that was released under a creative commons license and the only way to do it was to spend $1 with Apple.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago

On iPad you did not even have a calculator app until recently. You had to buy one or get one with ads. I'm taking super basic functionality here right. No scientific calculator or anything.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When it comes to more complex apps, sometimes you really do get a better user experience if you just sack up and pay for a premium product.

MyFitnessPal is balls compared to Macrofactor. Its more expensive but its better and doesnt do a damn thing I dont expressly tell it to do.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 48 points 1 year ago

Whenever an app does that, I take away notification privileges immediately.

[-] fishos@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Right? Like "You wanted me to notice you? Oh I noticed you now. And while I'm aware of you, let's just go ahead and take away some of your permissions...."

[-] ezterry@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

80% of the time I do this with the button that revokes all other privileges too: "uninstall"

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

Depending on how useful the app is, that’s generally the next step.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

Notebooks and pens are awesome and underrated!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It makes me a bit sad that there are people getting around that don't know how to declaw their smartphone with disabled notifications, permissions and such. It's not their fault, these things are a fucking nightmare when left to go feral.

The thing is, at least on iPhone, is when you first install an app it’ll ask some of these questions and you can say, and should, say no for the most part:

  • This app wants to track you. Allow?
  • This app wants to send you notifications. Allow?
  • This app wants access to your photos? Allow?
  • This app wants to see your contacts. Allow?

Etc.

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[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, what? A regular smiley face is "psycho"?

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

It’s the unblinking eyes. Definitely a serial killer.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

look into it's eyes, is it happy? annoyed? about to jump you? 🙂

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I would immediately uninstall and leave a shitty one star review, that's one action you can take that will almost certainly be read by someone at the company.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Mine was worse than that. It straight up added products to my list.

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

There are like three things total that I allow to send me notifications. This is a skill issue

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Shit like this is why the only thing that can ping me is a text

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is what you get when you download an app that can be completely replaced by any scrap of paper.

[-] molten@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Same vibes but serious. I give a 1 star and uninstall if an ad-supported application sends useless notifications.

[-] Rosscameron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Modern apps out here with the confidence of a CEO and the usefulness of a broken pencil.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Modern apps out here with the confidence of a CEO and the usefulness of a CEO

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Why do you need an app....... for groceries?

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 17 points 1 year ago

I used to put stuff in my grocery list app as soon as I run out. Now I do the same with my grocery store's curbside pickup app, and checkout whenever I feel like going over there.

Keeping running lists is one of the most useful bits about having a computer in your pocket, IMHO. I don't understand how this is a question. If you have a different process, that's fine, but it's an odd thing to quibble about.

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like the point they are making is, is you could just use the notepad, you don’t NEED a specific app.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 6 points 1 year ago

Right. It's a dumb point because nobody said they "NEED" anything. I use the process that I find most convenient.

An app can add a product to your list by scanning the barcode, check prices across stores, remind me to pick up something before I run out, or organize the list by the department where to find it. They provide a ton of functionality over notepad.

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[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Because I'm 1000% more likely to lose a paper list than my phone containing my list.

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