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Holy Electrolyte
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this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn't he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?
If you mix holy water with Gatorade powder does it become holy Gatorade?
Semen is like 85% water
Yes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.