I mean, I'm not a theologist or anything, but based on other precedents, if someone was dying and wanted to be baptized at the last second, and no source of water could be arranged on time, the Gatorade baptism would probably be accepted by the Catholic church.

Transubstantiation of Gatorade into Holy Water doesn't even sound that outrageous when priests claim to transubstantiate wine to blood on a daily basis.

More consequences than if it had raped some kids.

I have been in IT for 20 years, have both a BS and MS in Information Technology, and I will never understand why EVERYONE has such a hard-on for AI; especially given its track record of “hallucinations”.

Idiocracy 2, where the dumbest priest ever is sent into the future to save Catholicism.

it's what believers crave! it's got electrolytes!

I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn't he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?

Holy shit! This appears to be real and as funny as it seems.

Bot started offering absolution and such.

wow they weren't kidding about civ7

Sippin on the haterade as usual.

Better move him to a new Parish before they figure what type of AI pornography he's into.

You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?

That image makes me think he's going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

its not?

I legit thought it was going to say it found some way to molest a kid

It's got what babies crave.

“It’s what plants crave.”

As an actual, honest-to-God (Episcopal) priest myself, the idea of an “AI priest” is very troubling.

You got me to laugh, updoot