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A Modest Proposal (hexbear.net)
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Reminder that Luigi Mangione, the handsome young man most unfairly accused of murder, is a Catholic. He is also white, Italian and vaguely paternalistic. Finally, he has been compared to Jesus and various saints, and is seen as a champion of the sick and the downtrodden.

All I'm saying is, the College of Cardinals has a chance to do something very funny.

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[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

The Pope can’t be hot. It’s like a law or something

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Also must be minimum 83 years old

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Make work program for Catholic Octogenarians

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Biden turning down the second term so he could run for Pope.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

by god is that Hillary's music?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

The Catholic church could try to fix their membership crisis by having a hot young pope.

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