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[-] peto@lemm.ee 143 points 2 days ago

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[-] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 119 points 1 day ago

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago

Settle down Satan.

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 1 day ago

Are you my coworkers?

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Well, it’s not quite that bad, but it takes a special kind of person to send their very obviously visually impaired coworker screenshots instead of plaintext. And I know a few of them.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[-] russjr08@bitforged.space 4 points 14 hours ago

Oh, so that's what those Python notebooks are that I've heard people talk about!

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Yes. The "problem".

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I wonder if this font would screw up ocr?

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 7 hours ago

Unless the OCR were made for this font, probably yes.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

And then maybe you could use something like #define in C to map them back to valid characters? Not sure if there’s a good way to do that in other higher level languages.

[-] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

You could always write your own program that runs before the compiler. Simple character replace for those unicodes to ascii

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".