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Anon shops for a new rug
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You put your one foot in
You put your one foot out
You put your one foot in
And you shake it all about
Are we still talking about sex?
Dude okie dokie, and turn around,
That's how you pull out.