I guess a less extreme solution is the one we're all currently looking at. I'm posting from PieFed which more or less works from freaking Lynx.

I'm trying to stop using the bloated web entirely, and it's easier than I thought it would be.

I'd love to get into Gemini, but I've found the challenges of hosting a Gemini site too great to overcome. It's a fun space to look around in some times.