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about that ticket we talked about yesterday
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Dependencies! Deliverables! Blockers!
Put me in coach, I'm ready!
Circle back, take this offline, T-shirt size
Dear God... I tried to think of some more from my time in that world, and all I could come up with was "when the rubber meets the road."
There must be more, but I have forgotten. Is it finally wearing off? I'm free now, after so many years? I can just be happy?
I’m absolutely thrilled on your behalf to hear you’ve successfully sunsetted that legacy temporal paradigm—those kinds of linguistic feedback loops can really create mindshare bottlenecks, leading to suboptimal ideation and a lack of disruptive communication innovation. At the end of the day, it’s about leaning into agile thought leadership, pivoting away from antiquated verbiage, and unlocking next-gen linguistic bandwidth to drive scalable, high-impact dialogue. Remember: It’s not just about thinking outside the box—it’s about disrupting the box, burning the box, and monetizing the ashes for maximum stakeholder engagement!
Nice try, but you can't touch me. I'm not reading this and I'm leaving to go get tacos.
We're so proud of you
I'd love a taco
The paradigm shift is strong with this one.
If the food truck has Birria, get me a plate. I'll get you back next time.
Said and done
Your clear grasp on the language as a SME goes a long way towards breaking down the silos within our resources. We'll need to set a strong cadence in order to drive these new workflows from storming to norming. I'll set a friendly follow-up to make sure your progress doesn't get yellow-lighted in this week's board review. I really appreciate your time on this task. Keep up the good work! Best, Robot.
Edit: Looks like I can give everyone 5 minutes of their day back!
"Have you looked at the gantt chart? Are you on schedule?"
"The fuck is a gantt chart? I handle piss all day long"
My biggest ask is whether or not we can parking lot this.