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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 days ago

That was essentially what I was going to comment.

You punch a skull like that, you're breaking knuckles. It happens vs other humans as it is, no way do you punch a gorilla in the face and do even the same amount of damage your hand takes. You're sure as hell not knocking it out.

As entertainment, the idea is awesome, because I can imagine this relatively small guy squaring up against a silverback, all confident and executing the footwork perfectly, throwing a right hook just as hard as he can, and then there's a spray of blood from his hand, followed by the gorilla turning him into steak tartare in a minute or less.

Has dude never been to a zoo that has gorillas? Back in my prime, I would have been a heavyweight, and I feel like a damn twig next to a gorilla, no matter how much height I have on one. And I've never been that close to one. Seeing them twelve feet away was intimidating as hell.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

They're fearsome in a fight, but even more admirably, they don't take themselves that seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HmuTqe9s88

Worth it to watch even for the first couple minutes to hear the sound

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I haven't watched the video yet, everyone is asleep and my headphones are in another room.

But I love your user name, and felt you needed to know that immediately

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

I love this guy's content. Maybe because it's related to nature in all its deadly splendour, but I often do a double-take on the 'will kill you' euphemisms.

This guy needs to reboot Hinterland Who's Who for Canada.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

And yes, very much worth watching!

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

(~o ̄3 ̄)~🍌

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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