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Anon is a fighter
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this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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It can roll over. Do you like your legs? Besides, unless you're a lion, good luck jumping up there. And even then, you're not choking a giraffe out. Their neck is basically only muscle.
Am I stupid, or did I miss the "rolling over"? I just saw the giraffe lady down while saying "choke me harder daddy"
Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it's size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional
Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. https://images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC
No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!
Aww, I must have missed her.
That's a typo I'll gladly keep!