565

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

202 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

I'd fight a gorilla, and win.

It would be a gun fight, from a distance, but a fight none-the-less, and I guarantee you, I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

[-] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I know how to shoot better than a gorilla.

Insert Planet of the Apes intro.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

I've seen a chimp with an AK.

I wouldn't want to fight a gorilla with a PKM.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Pshhh, those idiots gave that chimp the ak and then stood right there making a scene of it, the chimp happened to decide to pull on the trigger and the gun started firing off randomly. None of them got shot either. That gorilla is fucked.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Chimps chimp out, they're chumps.

Gorillas are more deliberate.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025

565 points (97.0% liked)

Greentext

6193 readers

234 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works