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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Your best chance to kill a gorilla in a fight is probably to move so much air around him that he catches a f*cking cold and dies from it. If you don't actually touch him you may even have a non-0 survival chance as he ignores you.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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