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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

He will be going by Pope Leo XIV

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[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 84 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

looking for a new pope

ask the conclave if their papabile is cool or a pedophile shuffler

they dont understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is cool and what is pedophile shuffler

they laugh and say “it’s a good papabile sir”

elect him

its a pedophile shuffler

this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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